Rooster update

I have had a few questions about the rooster story. Apparently, I am not much of a story teller because I didn't tell the end of the story.

A lady who works at the farm (the one on the other end of the walkie talkie) was the one to retrieve the tickets from the ravenous roosters. We were given new tickets to replace the ones the roosters took as they were chewed, gnarled and in some cases eaten entirely.

I hope this provides adequate closure for those of you left with questions. I hope you have all learned a valuable lesson about holding on to your possessions when ravenous birds are around!